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Post by smogquixote on Jun 28, 2020 12:24:59 GMT
I dislike the music so much that I’ve started to harbour malice towards the artist, I have absolutely no idea how this shit ever caught on with bucket hats and teenage arse up and down the country but it has.
Each track sounds like the next and they just bleed into each other with no real variety in sound, totally bland and boring. The instrumentals are about as generic and colourless as they come and the guy just drones on and on about doing shite in a Glaswegian accent. it’s just karaoke-tier pissup music to get people to bop at festivals. I like doing coke and sinking jars as much as the next guy but if I were to make music exclusively about that subject I think it would be a lot better than this.
What do we think of this thing that should not be?
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Post by Lord Emsworth on Jun 28, 2020 12:28:53 GMT
I've never heard of Gerry or his music. Based on your description I am not feeling motivated to investigate
One of the joys of being old is being increasingly ignorant about contemporary artists
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Post by Lord Emsworth on Jun 28, 2020 12:30:07 GMT
PS: Just asked my 18 year old daughter about him. She's never heard of him either so maybe he's not as ubiquitous as you may imagine Smog?
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Post by smogquixote on Jun 28, 2020 12:41:09 GMT
I've never heard of Gerry or his music. Based on your description I am not feeling motivated to investigate One of the joys of being old is being increasingly ignorant about contemporary artists PS: Just asked my 18 year old daughter about him. She's never heard of him either so maybe he's not as ubiquitous as you may imagine Smog? youtu.be/QKzM0DBxNoo — there’s a line in there somewhere which goes like “life would be a canter if you weren’t such a wanker” or something fucking juvenile like that, that’s the kind of rhyme I’d make up so I could swear in front of my teacher in Y8 English lol. He’s ridiculously popular when you consider the breathtaking lack of talent but he isn’t hugely mainstream, he does most of his numbers on the alt/hooligan pages and radio stations where people regularly rank “Not Nineteen Forever” and “Wonderwall” in the top 10 British tracks of all-time.
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Post by Lord Emsworth on Jun 28, 2020 12:48:44 GMT
I'm not clicking on that Smog, not based on your write up, but thanks anyway
Stay away from those alt/hooligan pages and those radio stations
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2020 12:53:14 GMT
I think he thinks he's an young Billy Connolly.
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Post by smogquixote on Jun 28, 2020 13:09:09 GMT
I think he thinks he's an young Billy Connolly. His music sucks arse and I hate it.
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